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Andrew Thomas Blur ([personal profile] hauntcursed) wrote2025-08-03 01:30 am

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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-20 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
A day or two after all these shenanigans, Edward comes bouncing over to Andrew at the Hellcat. He's in the spider body, but the injured leg isn't bandaged any longer. Instead, it has a solid callous of scar tissue over the stump. He's accompanied by his motorcycle, which is revving cheerfully and driving itself beside him, occasionally zooming forward a little and then shivering in anticipation until Edward catches up.

Or is the motorcycle driving itself? It has a new feature: attached to the back of it is some unholy hybrid of a camping trailer and a mobile chicken coop. It also has a fat white cucco perched on its handlebars, and three more huddled and riding on its seat. The handlebar cucco is surveying everything around it with the air of an elderly British gentleman in some faraway land, content with the idea that he's taught the natives how to wear proper trousers.

"Andrew!" Edward's voice is bright and excited; whatever is going on, he's clearly pleased by it. "Andrew, I have something to show you!"
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-21 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes!" Edward scoops the handlebar cucco up and offers it to Andrew. "This is Lord Earl Cluckner, and you can pet him, if you like."

The bird blinks lazily up at Andrew before bowing its head. Yes, you may worship him now, peasant. Please be generous with all offerings of corn and seed.

"I have a trailer." Edward gestures behind himself with one arm, at the abomination of a trailercoop. "But that isn't all I want to show you. One moment."

He pushes the cucco into Andrew's arms and turns back to the trailer. With a few practiced movements, he unhitches it and settles the hitch so it's sound and level. The three birds on the motorcycle seat flutter down, and the bike zips over to the Hellcat, driving itself around towards the front of the car and making excited vroooooming noises. Edward straightens up and almost skips to the trailer door, which he opens before turning back to Andrew and beckoning.

"You can put him down, he won't run away. Come here."
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-21 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[At some point in mid-November, once the convoy is well away from the carnival, this will appear in the Hellcat's driver seat one morning. There’s a small spiderweb on the side mirror, where some enterprising spider has woven the words This was a prize at the carnival and it made me think of you. Don’t worry, Zack and I cheated to win it.]

[Edward doesn’t bother to sign his name. He assumes everyone will be able to figure out who was responsible.
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-22 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I thought so. He's named after Lord Kitchener."

The cucco settles himself into Andrew's arms and blinks benignly up at him. The other human, the one with all the legs, has been kind and a friend to cuccos, supplying them with corn and greens before finding them a cozy place to sleep, so the Lord is feeling friendly towards humans. For now. You take one step out of line, boy, and he and all his friends will peck you back into place!

"It's for them, but it's for me as well." When Andrew comes towards him, Edward reaches out with his lower pair of hands to take Andrew's and lead him inside. "The coop is attached to it, but they're not connected. The inside is for people."

The inside of the trailer is small but neat and well-ordered. It mostly consists of a bed, a sink, and a stovetop, but it is enclosed, and it is private. It has tattered curtains over the windows and a door that locks, which is Edward's primary concern.

"Will you close the door behind you, please? I have something else I want to show you." Edward squeezes Andrew's hands and smiles at him. "I'm afraid this will be a little unseemly, but I hope you'll like the results."

And with that, he shifts.

The spider legs shiver before going rigid and straight, which shoots Edward's torso upwards. It forces him to duck his head so he doesn't crash through the trailer's roof. Then the spider abdomen contracts inward, and with wet, slurping sounds, the flesh from the abdomen starts running down Edward's legs. The legs themselves twist with sharp cracking sounds to get into a human formation, and then they slorp together into two legs as the muscle and skin reforms on them.

It only takes a few seconds, and Edward doesn't make a sound while it does. When it's over, he's balancing on his left leg, completely bare from the waist down, but he has two human legs again for the first time since he's met Andrew.

"Look! I have legs again!"
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-23 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
There is a certain irony to the fact that Edward, from prim and buttoned-down 1917, is a member of the convoy more comfortable shifting in front of others. He's starting to rack up quite a list of people who have seen him transform himself, and the drama of it has started to wear away. Really, once you've been dicks-out in front of one convoy member because you just changed from a giant spider into a human being again, what's another?

That said, Andrew is the one convoy member where Edward doesn't try to cover himself immediately.

The hand out is appreciated, because in his excitement, Edward forgets that he isn't back to one hundred percent; he tries to step forward into Andrew's arms and immediately stumbles, pitching himself directly into Andrew's embrace.

"Forgive me, I'm unsteady on my feet." Unsteady on his foot would be more accurate; while Edward's right leg is in no danger of bleeding him out any longer, it's a mangled mess of scar tissue. His right foot is gone, his shin ending with a hard cap of scar tissue banded around his ankle, and the lower leg is noticeably thinner and more frail than its partner. Most of the muscle and flesh on the back of the lower leg is gone, leaving Edward with something more like a scarred rib than an actual leg. From the knee up, though, the right leg matches the left, and Edward's hips and pelvis are back in their normal configuration.

Once he has his balance back, Edward melts into Andrew's embrace, tucking Andrew's head in against his shoulder with one hand. He's even taller in his usual form than he is as a spider, and Edward would be lying if he said he didn't like being bigger than Andrew.

"I didn't think I'd miss being a man as much as I did." That is another of Edward's unique qualities in the convoy; he normally doesn't mind being a spider, and shifts between the two forms easily and without much mental stress. But being forced to stay as the spider as long as he did has given him a new appreciation for being a human being.

"Help me get to the bed?" Edward could make it on his own, by using all four arms and hoisting himself through the trailer, but then he'd have to let go of Andrew and he'd really rather not.
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward can't find it in himself to be angry about his leg anymore. Perhaps that anger will resurface later, but for now, he's too happy to have it, and this form, back. It helps that he lost the leg through his own actions, his own choices; it wasn't stolen from him. This would also be considered something of a lucky wound, during the war. It isn't completely debilitating or life-threatening, but it would get him summarily sent home and honourably discharged.

"No, there's no pain. Heat healed me." As much as he could, anyway, and for that, Edward will be supplying Heat and Serph with a regular supply of web-caught food. "Donnie is making a prosthetic for the spider leg. I'm going to ask if it's possible to make one that shifts between forms with me, that I can use for both legs."

It sounds impossibly complicated to him, but Edward is confident Donnie will, at the very least, enjoy the challenge.

"It is." On that, they can both agree, and Edward combs a hand through Andrew's hair before stopping behind one of his ears and playfully scratching at him. "I still haven't seen you as a dog."

Edward likes dogs, and he misses having them around. He's not sure how to ask if Andrew would like playing fetch when he's a dog, but Edward would certainly enjoy it. He also likes the idea of finding somewhere peaceful to simply cuddle with Andrew in his dog form. Nothing sexual or untoward, just peacefully napping with one or more arms around him.

"Thank you." Edward leans a good part of his weight on Andrew, and uses his hands on the other side to further support himself. "Without two feet, my vibrations don't go out as far as before. This must be what it feels like when someone misplaces their spectacles."

Fortunately, the trailer isn't that big, and it only takes a few steps to get to the bed. Once they're there, Edward turns on Andrew and grabs him with all four arms before falling backwards onto the bed, trying to drag Andrew with him and over himself.
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-24 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Donnie is a great kid." The simple affection in Edward's voice beams through; it's clear that he holds Donnie in high esteem. "I need to check in with him soon for another fitting."

Once they're both on the bed, Edward rolls onto his side, curling around Andrew and slotting his knees behind his. From here, he can press his lips to the back of Andrew's neck and pull him in with two arms.

"I used to dream of being able to do this with someone." He murmurs it against Andrew's neck as he seeks out one of his hands, to twine their fingers together. "I never thought I'd have the chance."

Yes, one of his kinkiest dreams was being able to be the big spoon. Don't judge, it was 1917.

"Would you like to spend the night tonight?"
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-24 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"You may have mentioned it a time or two." Edward nuzzles into the spot where Andrew's neck meets his shoulder. "But I certainly won't stop you from saying it again."

The eagerness in Andrew's voice is wonderful; it soothes nerves Edward had been barely aware he'd had. Without intending to, he opens up the vibrations so Andrew can see them. The golden flowers are back, spreading from Edward's chest and curling around Andrew's torso, but this time, they're accompanied by a rich, peacock teal glow that surrounds both of them. It's a bit thinner at their extremities, but they're cocooned in its warmth, and the glow pulsates faintly with the rhythm of their heartbeats.

"I don't always sleep well either." Sharp, electric yellow spikes of anxiety spring from the back of Edward's head when he admits that. Too many years on the front, too many horrible things he witnessed and took part in. "But I think I'll sleep easier if you're there."

The anxiety spikes fade away when Andrew says he wants to stay. Edward doesn't answer right immediately; instead, he traces a line of kisses across the back of Andrew's neck and down his shoulder. They leave pale pink lip prints in the vibrations that slowly fade away.

"I would like that." Edward chuckles quietly. "Although if we're going to be sharing space, we may need a bigger trailer. Perhaps something the Hellcat could pull."

Outside, there's a distant, irritated honk. No, the Hellcat will not be pulling trailers! Then a higher pitched horn chimes in, beeping repeatedly and excitedly, which makes Edward laugh again.

"It sounds like the vehicles are getting along."
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-25 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I like the sounds of that." Edward smiles against Andrew's shoulder. "We can be each other's guardians against the bad dreams."

He shifts, rearranging himself to get more comfortable. The bed is fairly bare, with only one thin pillow and a pair of blankets. It was all Edward could carry on the motorcycle alone, and it was suitable when he was sleeping alone in his tent. Now though, with two of them and a dedicated space, Edward will be on the prowl for blankets and pillows. He might not be part bird like some of his friends, but the nesting instinct is strong all the same.

"I know my bike is excited about being back in use." More high-pitched honking from outside, accompanied by the sounds of what is probably a very irritating bike driving enthusiastic donuts around the Hellcat. "I'll apologise to the Hellcat later. I'm sure it's making itself a nuisance."

But the vehicles can wait. One of Edward's hands--not the usual suspect of the second left hand, but a different one--moves along Andrew's ribs to the space where his shirt meets the top of his jeans. Edward slips his hand under Andrew's shirt and over his skin, pressing it flat against his lower abdomen before lightly tugging him backwards. Spooning is great and all, and he has plans to spoon the hell out of Andrew tonight and for as many nights afterward as they're granted, but Edward has his legs and all other equipment back, and he'd like to see what they can do with a partner. He's not fully erect, but what he pulls Andrew back onto isn't entirely flaccid either.
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The Hellcat is feminine now? That doesn't surprise Edward in the slightest. Ships are always named after women, so it makes sense that cars would be feminine as well. "I like her too. She's a fine car."

And if you'd told him six months ago that one of his friends would be a car, Edward wouldn't have believed you, but here they are.

He can feel the change in Andrew's posture, the sudden tension running through his muscles. When he presses back and touches Edward's hip, bright pink sparks start running through the teal glow. They flit and run like tiny fish in a stream, excited and inquisitive, eager for whatever comes next. He mouthes at the back of Andrew's neck, pulling him back harder, and that has Edward springing to full mast, pressing against the back of Andrew's denims.

Edward does stop when Andrew speaks, his grip loosening as he waits to see what he has to say. The vibration fish start swimming again, more eagerly than before, when Andrew says he has some ideas.

"Do you?" Edward shifts, propping himself on one elbow and gently tugging Andrew onto his back. From here, the hand in Andrew's shirt moves up, exploring the muscles of his chest, while the other hand on that side reaches towards his face, tracing its thumb over his lower lip. "I'd love to hear them, because I have to admit, I am shooting in the dark with this."

He will bow before Andrew's more modern, more experienced wisdom.
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-26 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward smiles when Andrew explains himself, and nods in agreement. He assumes his own experience is less than Andrew's--his views on what people are like in the future may be slightly askew, based on who he's met in the convoy--and he's happy to follow Andrew's guidance. He can't really imagine asking explicitly for what he wants, at least not yet, but perhaps, with guidance and encouragement, he'll learn how to do that. It was difficult enough asking Andrew if he wanted to spend the night.

The excitement fish brighten and sparkle when Andrew holds his thumb between his teeth. Edward doesn't mind the nip at all; he's tracing Andrew's lower lip with his fingertips and considering trying to dip his fingertips into Andrew's mouth when Andrew makes his announcement about wanting to get his mouth on him.

Edward freezes; if he weren't sharing the vibrations, and if that warm teal glow hadn't suddenly exploded into bright pink excitement, it would almost seem like he's frightened. Then he full-body shudders, instinctively thrusting his hips forward and pressing what is now a fully excited and erect dick against Andrew's hip. "God, yes."

Very enthusiastic consent granted!

Edward ducks his head then to kiss Andrew, wet and hungry, half-rolling on top of him and pressing him into the mattress. His fingertips linger near the corner of Andrew's mouth, brushing against the crease of his lips.
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-27 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Edward has certainly noticed how Andrew responds to positive reinforcement. It's why he's still sharing the vibrations right now; with anyone else, that bright pink explosion would have embarrassed him half to death and he'd have shut them down. But he knows Andrew likes seeing them, and that he probably likes knowing exactly how he's affecting Edward.

He makes a soft, affirming hum against Andrew's lips, letting a kiss linger before pulling back. He traces Andrew's lower lip with his fingers again, then Edward shyly slides two of them over Andrew's lip and into his mouth. As much as the idea turns him on, Edward has no idea how this is going to work in practice, and he'll be very much following Andrew's lead.

"Like this?"
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[personal profile] propatriamori 2025-11-28 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So far, Edward has only shown the vibrations to a few people, and Andrew is the only one to see them more than once. His delight and enjoyment of them encourage Edward to keep sharing; it's also helpful sometimes to just let the vibrations do the talking, so Edward doesn't have to try and explain or verbalise what's going on with him.

When Edward first pressed his fingers into Andrew's mouth, a few of those yellow anxiety spikes sprung back into the pink glow, but they dissolve into nothingness when Andrew starts sucking on him. No one has ever done this before, to either his finger or anything else, and Edward's mind starts whirling with ideas about all the other places Andrew could put his mouth. He sucks in a soft, pleased breath, and a deep red starts blooming in the vibrations, spreading out from Edward's hips.

Well. It's not as if he was fooling anyone anyway.

Edward twines one of his other hands through Andrew's hair, getting a good fistful before giving it a long, slow tug. As he does, he dips his head downward to trace kisses along Andrew's collarbone and neck. The hand under Andrew's shirt finds one of his nipples and gives it an experimental tweak.

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